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Sorting.... (Time Remaining: 1000 years)

I know having an extensive song collection gives me bragging rights.

But when you have to sort it. It becomes a real drag.

Reality Check

24/04/08 - 1930H - Exam officially ends.
24/04/08 - 2030H - I'm at Holland Village (Wala's)

4 Jugs and 8 Pints Later...



















That be Alvin, Guo Wei, Me and Matthew.

And YES, WHOOPDEEDOO! The freaking exams are finally over. The wait was excruciating. It was torturous. But who cares now?

Let there be more partying this 'summer' break.

Time Goes By, So Slowly.

It will all be over.
In 19hours.

Cat-Induced Insomnia

Cat pees on my bed.
Cat meets my wrath.
Cat leaves room.

All these when I was about to turn in for the night.

Now I'll have to wait till the machine is done with my sheets. Damnit!

The Final Yard... Just Around the Corner

2 more days to liberation.
Lots more to study. Damnit.

After that, it's all fun and games.
It's just weird that every university exam feels like the GCE 'A' Levels.

So Damn Jaded

Yes, this strikes you when you least expected.
You think the finishing line is near, but it ain't so.
It's times like this when you think that optimism is overrated.
Exams are real downers.
Don't get me started on the NTU system.
Seriously, fuck NTU.

Battle-in-Progress

I can see the sunbeams peeking over the horizon.
A new dawn is near.
A half-adiós to the second semester.
One that flew by so freaking fast that I didn't know what slapped, punched and kicked me.
Half the nightmare is over; Half the battle won.

"Ready you swords! Gird your loins!"

For the battle is close at hand.

Hold the fort and fight your demons.

The Twenthy-Fourth Day in the Month of April of the Two Thousand and Eighth Year of the Lord beckons.

The reprieve lies just beyond the horizon.

Mathematically Inclined

I discovered the "silver lining" to the dark clouds above.

Half my exams are already over!

Remember the plethora of projects I was subjected to?

Apparently, they constitute a huge proportion of my final results.

Lets do some computations a proof!

Exam weightages for...

• COM202: 50%
• COM204: 30%
• COM208: 50%
• EE8084: 50%
• MB101: 60%
• HE192: 80%

Adding them up, you get 320% out of 600%.

Applying simple division, you get roughly... 53%

That means... 47% of my exams are over.

Does that make me any happier? NO!

Here's an ode to the exams:

Commercial and Political Interests Don't Mix?

That's what the asshole world leaders are saying.

China has a human rights issue, let's overlook that an support their Olympics bid.

It's just as good as saying that an abusive father that provides for a family is fine.

What utter nonsense.

A boycott transcends interests.

It's greed that makes hypocrites out of everyone; It'd of course be a lost opportunity not to do business with China.

Diplomacy is a blend of cover-ups, backstabbing and hypocrisy.

So much for being advocates of freedom. Fuck off.

Shoot Me

Think I've said this before, but the truth still stands...

Studying is a measure of how much you hate yourself.

Les Miserables

I hate studying!
I hate studying!
I hate studying!
I hate studying!
I hate studying!
I hate studying!

If that was not resonating enough, I don't know what is.

Settled

Ironing stuff out makes things better.
Put everything on the table so that others will know what's on your plate.
Human logic and reasonableness will prevail.